completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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Lviv, Ukraine (by Andriy Prokopenko)

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irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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skeleton:

she skipped the black guy 

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bestsnogever:

bestsnogever:

i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access

to the toilet am i right ladies

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
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rebekahlynnlove:

paulinha1406:

Some Americans really piss me off.

literally the last gif yas

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