Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access
to the toilet am i right ladies
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
Some Americans really piss me off.
literally the last gif yas